So this is my story.
You see I had this boyfriend I call him ma man. Ma man worked at this lawyers office. It was going good until ma man started staying out late. Working ma man said, working my ass. I found his cell phone one day. Message after text message from chick. Ma man told me it was a cousin of his.
Well one day she invites him out one night and they decide to bring me along. We ended up going to this really fancy restaurant. We were sitting there, I was being quiet while she was giggling non stop as ma man was making googly eyes at her. Didn't think I noticed but I did. Anyways I tell them I am heading to the washroom neither of them look at me but ma man waved a hand as if to tell me he is allowing me to go. What a prick, Trying to tell me what I can and cannot do! I stand up and go anyways with out making a scene.
Well I didn't really go to the bathroom, I just stood there and watched them from the other side of the restaurant. They were making kissy faces at each other uhg! GROSS! Ma man leans over and starts kissing her neck. Ma man then proceeds and kisses her nose then plants one right on her lips. OMG! NASTY! To think I kiss that after ew.
I can see ma man his hand sliding down her leg closer to her female parts I might call them, as ma man kisses her ever so softly. After that I see ma man pull out a small velvet box from his pocket, she gasps in aweh. Ma man just smiles and her cheeks become very unnaturally rosie. Enough is enough. I start heading back to the table and they pull apart and fix their clothes as if I didn't see anything at all.
I sit down casually and start eating. My eyes dart towards the box. I gasp and go WHAT IS THAT!? Ma man just smiles at me uncomfortably. Ma man swallows and slowly proceeds to get on one knee. Opens the box and ou shines a gorgeous ring around $2000. Ma man slowly says. Celeste will you marry me? I stare at ma man wondering what to say. Ma man then stands up fast and quickly says," you don't have to answer right away, it's fine, I'll wait!"
We stand up together. I stand on my chair. I say restaurant I have an announcement to make. Everybody just turned and stares. This man right here ma man just asked me to marry him. You want to know my answer. I grabbed the frozen drink and dumped it down the front of his shirt. That ma man is for the cold nights I stayed up waiting for you. I grabbed the bowl of hot soup. This ma man I hope makes you feel hotter then you ever made me feel in bed, I grabbed the plate of pasta dumped it in his face looked at the girl and said you see those noodles? That's how big his dick is but you would know that. I looked at the crowd of people pointed at him and shouted you see that man that man was ma man but not anymore that be ma man never again and I turned and walked out.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!
